dynastycrisis: when people act like it’s cool to not read books
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
batreaux: sorry i just need to vent. (dangerously hot steam pours from my mouth and melts your face but you sit there and take it because you are a good friend)
tltty: accidentally typing ;p; instead of lol
princekarkat: i see this and think “wow! the spotted paint brush does that to a lupe? i’ll bet all the other pets look so cool!”
kushnstarbucks: Every time i see this i reblog it. :’)
fine whatever i will just date myself
How I flirt: *stares from distance*
someone: what's the farthest you've gone
me: i think i went out of my room once idk
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human