June 2011
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
May 2011
When I eat a huge meal:
10knotes:
sweetthingsoflife:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later:
Especially at buffets <3
Reblog If you have GOOGLE CHROME.
thatkarmakid:
fuckyeahfactorygirl:
I notice everything. Everything. I just don't say...
alyssaisaninja:
bitchtastic:
THIS.
that awkward moment when you get a random chill
aalexiss:
Reblog if you're a quiet/shy person naturally but...
phuongynguyen:
alanagiles:
especially when I’m hyper too, oh my. LOL
When you hear your mom say your name on the phone:
alyssaisaninja:
Talkin’ shit?!
Whenever I see a pretty girl, I feel so...
I feel this sometimes. But you know what? I don’t mind that much. I just keep believing that somewhere out there, there is someone that feels that way about me. Plus, I know that I am probably better than that gorgeous person by at least ONE thing. So. S’all good. :)
Disney Eyes
fallinglikeflying:
theautumnfalls:
Tangled
The Lion King
Aladdin
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Alice in Wonderland
Snow White
“Sometimes you hit a point where you either change or self destruct.”
– Sam Stevens (via brutalite)
“I trust that everything happens for a reason, even if we are not wise enough to...”
– Oprah Winfrey (via myquotelibrary)
“It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to...”
– Alex Karras (via littlemiss)
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