A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
When I eat a huge meal:
10knotes: sweetthingsoflife: “Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.” Five minutes later: Especially at buffets <3
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I notice everything. Everything. I just don't say...
alyssaisaninja: bitchtastic: THIS.
that awkward moment when you get a random chill
Reblog if you're a quiet/shy person naturally but...
phuongynguyen: alanagiles: especially when I’m hyper too, oh my. LOL
When you hear your mom say your name on the phone:
alyssaisaninja: Talkin’ shit?!
Whenever I see a pretty girl, I feel so...
I feel this sometimes. But you know what? I don’t mind that much. I just keep believing that somewhere out there, there is someone that feels that way about me. Plus, I know that I am probably better than that gorgeous person by at least ONE thing. So. S’all good. :)
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Miley Cyrus dated Nick Jonas, who dated Selena...